Phoneitis

A disease in which one cannot desperate them selves from the phone. Also has a hard time functioning without phone. Side effects are the weakening and loss of muscle mass due to lack of physical activity

Johnny couldn't play in the game today due to a bad case of phoneitis

by Tstone777 April 21, 2015

Phonetic Alphabet

NATO devised version of the english alphabet.
a - alpha
b - bravo
c - charlie
d - delta
e - echo
f - foxtrot
g - golf
h - hotel
i - india
j - juliett
k - kilo
l - lima
m - mike
n - november
o - oscar
p - papa
q - quebec
r - romeo
s - sierra
t - tango
u - uniform
v - victor
w - whiskey
x - xray
y - yankee
z - zulu

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. A tune by The Bloodhound Gang.

by wheaty September 5, 2005

phoenixism

Recurrent theme in pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong; to devour itself in flames and arise again from its own ash, like the legendary creature.

CCP, if we burn, you burn with us.

nmslese: cockroaches! nmsl! cnmb! gtfo of our land! HK's ours and we rule!
hongkonger: oh really? we'll show you how phoenixism works *shrugs

by FreeHK May 17, 2020

poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

phonetic alphabet

An alphabet used by NATO in order to clearly speak over a radio. Used for call signs, tail numbers on planes, abbreviations, and anything which would require letters be spoken over the radio

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo (KEE-lo)
Lima (LEE-ma)
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa (pa-PA)
Quebec (KAY-beck)
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
X-ray
Yankee
Zulu(ZOO-loo)

by B-ROD July 4, 2005

Phonetic

Words that are spelt how they sound. Ironically phonetic is not spelt phonetically.

Phonetic should be spelt fonetic, but English doesn't always make sense

by karloswillios May 13, 2013

cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.

So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.

by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007