DonnyKidd's definitions

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

Social Stoning

An updated version of the medieval practice of publicly throwing stones at people in town squares. Using Social Media to chastise, insult, and punish for alleged acts, comments, or political affiliations that don’t align with the Social Media user.

Social Stoning occurs when frustrated with ones political position, then socially stoned the individual on twitter and facebook to taunt then for not having similar views.

by DonnyKidd October 9, 2019

Drop a knuckle

When one performs fellatio and inserts a finger up their ass to enhance or spur an orgasam

Drop a knuckle when going down on your girlfriend just before she cums, she will love it!

by DonnyKidd March 7, 2015

Tea Blade

A razor blade used specifically to shave men's balls and private area.

I accidentally used my tea blade to shave my face. I've been tea bladed.

by DonnyKidd November 2, 2014