Iphoneitis

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

by Vaez_vaez July 07, 2010

iphone

a device that gets bigger every year

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

by DopamineReceptors June 09, 2019

iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

by Jesterguru August 04, 2009

no iphone

Something that happens when communism

"communism is when no iphone"

by Gjord August 24, 2022

iphone

The greatest mind control device ever.

Iphones have now taken over the world.

by Dubiks December 07, 2018

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

by squeakshard765 January 02, 2015

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 08, 2009