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Iphoneitis 

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.
Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.
Iphoneitis by Vaez_vaez July 7, 2010
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iphoneitis 

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.
Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

iPhoneitis 

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.
I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.
iPhoneitis by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhonitis 

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.
I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.
iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iphoneticorrection 

When the iPhone automatically changes your text words.

The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.

I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.

I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.

Iphonestipation 

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.
I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.
Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.
"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."
iPhonetics by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009
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