Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Involuntary "You Too" by Jace555 May 8, 2009

Involuntary "I Love You" 

Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.

Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"

Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**

Involuntary "I Love You" by Jace555 May 8, 2009

involuntary oversight

A major screwup for which nobody is willing to accept the blame. The error isn't important enought to the person who made the mistake to acknowledge; however, the victim of the error suffers greatly. A meaningless apology may be offered. A prime example of Doublespeak.

"We will add your pay raise beginning next week. The paperwork was mismanaged. We apologize for this involuntary oversight.

involuntary oversight by Vacuityofmind October 22, 2013

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

involuntary decapitation 

Involuntary decapitation is where you accidentally rear-end a little old lady in her automobile and her wig flies out of the passenger's window leading you to believe her shoulder belt decapitated her.

When I saw that poor old woman's wig on the side of the road,I just knew I was going to be charged with involuntary decapitation.

involuntary decapitation by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

involuntary celibacy by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

involuntary resource action 

Corporate jargon for a layoff. Often used as a verb.

Hey, did you hear about Jim? He got involuntarily resourced action on Friday. I guess he's going to start looking for a new job.

involuntary resource action by cribbageGuy April 12, 2004