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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

fuck

An all-purpose substitute for thousands of other words unbeknownst to the speaker.

-Those fucks fucked up by day. Fuck those fuckers!
What'd they do?
-They said I can't put firecrackers in the toaster.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 16, 2016

NDN

Slang term for Native Americans (aka American Indians), often used by Natives themselves

My name is Clyde Begay. I'm a proud Navajo NDN, from New Mexico.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 9, 2023

jeffy line

Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".

At Carlos' party last night, Jeremy ran a real jeffy line trying to avoid Eve's mom

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 8, 2016

Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023

The Squealership

The Witness Protection Program

Mike and Tony are in the Squealership after they ratted out the De Vito crime family last week.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks March 17, 2025

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023