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investigaiter 

A detective who checks out yer protective ankle-wear for possible evidence.
I love playing "investigaiter" wif pretty girls as an excuse to handle and massage their cute tootsies --- in every case, of course, both da cute chick and I know very well dat it's merely a joking ruse for a little touchy-feely of their warm softness, just da same as if I gleefully perform a thorough examination of their NECK-gaiters ("Oh, you just wanna play wif my boobs!"), but they're still okay wif it 'cuz they know I am getting such immense pleasure out of da experience, plus they feel flattered dat I am so enamored wif their attractive body-parts.
investigaiter by QuacksO December 10, 2024
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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Government Supported Private Investigator 

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

Brown hole investigator 

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!
Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

Investigator Andrew 

An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'
'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols'
'Andrew?'
'No, Investigator Andrew'
Investigator Andrew by CautionSteve November 15, 2012

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation
investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...
investigator by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

InvestiGator

A investigator alligator determined to solve swamp crimes everywhere!
InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!
InvestiGator by FabledEnigma June 14, 2014
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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