Definitions by FabledEnigma

Newting 

The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.

Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"

Newting by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019

BlowBob 

The act of reviving a blowjob while watching an episode of SpongeBob.

Guy 1:"Man I got a blowbob today!"
Guy 2: "Really, what episode was it?"
Guy 1: "Episode 42"

BlowBob by FabledEnigma August 26, 2015

InvestiGator

A investigator alligator determined to solve swamp crimes everywhere!

InvestiGator: I wonder, who owns this swamp.
Shrek: This is mah swamp!
InvenstiGator: Looks like I solved another mystery!

InvestiGator by FabledEnigma June 14, 2014