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Shortened word for 'invalid'
The work we have to do for uni is so inval
inval by hellohello33 May 30, 2022
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Invariably 

Invariably is an adverb which means each time or upon every occasion. If you see a particular person that you loathe and despise coming towards you and you always get that sinking feeling in your stomach, then that is invariably what happens. You know that every time you see them they’ll have that shit-eating grin on their face that each time you see it makes you feel sick, then that is invariably what happens as well. You know too, because it happens every time that, without even saying “Hello”, they’ll start dishing the dirt on somebody because that is what invariably happens. I thought a few examples might help to clarify things, but I’m not invariably right.
Politicians invariably distort the truth and avoid giving straight answers.
Invariably by AKACroatalin May 14, 2015

REP INVIL 

A common phrase spoken by players in World of Tanks, a WWII tank-based warfare simulation program, to show respect for the INVIL clan.
Prexy: "GL HF"
Bobcat: "REP INVIL"
Chad: "REP INVIL YOUNG BLOOD"
Lordsheen: "o7 INVIL"
pukalo: "o7 SHEEN"
Chems: "Let's all have a fun battle! :D"
REP INVIL by Wargaming October 17, 2022

Stockholm Invaders FC 

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.
"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"
Stockholm Invaders FC by I-T-B December 9, 2016

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.
My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

ingvaldson 

Someone who is the epitome of sexy
That guy was so ingvaldson I needed to take a breather.
ingvaldson by zoobabyrummy July 28, 2008

inhale and bail 

It's when you smoke out your homies and the moment the weed is gone, they leave.
KG and BTA came over to my pad the other day. They straight up bounced after smoking my shit. I hate people who inhale and bail.
inhale and bail by krsm April 10, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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