Inturder

Someone that breaks into your house to do a poo.

Usually performed by a desperate friend, or someone lacking the common sense and social etiquette to find a public restroom.

Man, I came home and my front door wasn't locked like I left it. Nothing was stolen but there was this big shite floating in my toilet. I hate it when inturders don't flush. I don't think they wiped either. Dirty, dirty inturder!

Inturder by Migaloo September 16, 2010

girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Bed intruder 

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!

Bed intruder by G428377 August 6, 2010

Bed Intruder 

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

Bed Intruder by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio August 13, 2010

Bed intruder 

A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.

Did you hear about that bed intruder that popped up in Lincoln Park?

Bed intruder by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

Anal Intruder by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008