inturdpret

1. when someone tries to interpret something as deep, but really its not at all.

Jim: How could she inturdpret that leaf falling down as a sign from God? What a fucking idiot.

by cuban luis April 7, 2008

interpretive dance

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.

"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."

by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005

Inturdnet

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010

interpretate

The short sophisticated verb form of the word Interpretation. The word is more direct and adds emphasis and implies an appeal to logos. It is commonly regarded as "not grammatically correct" but those who are ignorant of this word are just stoopid. (irony)

Gunnar K. cant interpretate for shit.

by TLPILLY June 25, 2009

interpret

It's when you take something and make your own meaning out of it.

The dress code says "We want to promote modesty."
I interpret that as "We want to ruin your life."

by Eileen S December 12, 2007

Interpret

The word “interpret” means to understand or being able to explain. Or the way you look at a situation.

Person 1: me and my friend are in an argument can you interpret what “fuck off” means?
Person 2: this means to go away, or just leave me alone.

by KrabbsWantsHisMoneyBack March 13, 2018

Humorous Interpretation

A. A National Forensics League division. consisting of one performance that is 10 minutes long, or a play that has been cut down to 10 minutes. That piece must be funny, varying from "not really funny at all" to "L.M.F.A.O." levels of funny.

B. The only forensics event worth watching

A. I did excerpts from the play "Greater Tuna" for Humorous Interpretation, and that audience was dying of laughter!

B. Guy: I didn't make finals, what event should I watch
Girl: Humorous Interpretation, duh!

by Duct Tape Pants November 10, 2013