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inturdpret 

1. when someone tries to interpret something as deep, but really its not at all.
Jim: How could she inturdpret that leaf falling down as a sign from God? What a fucking idiot.
inturdpret by cuban luis April 7, 2008
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interpretive dance 

A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.
"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."
interpretive dance by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005

Inturdnet 

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.
Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.
Inturdnet by dswiggles December 18, 2010

interpretate 

The short sophisticated verb form of the word Interpretation. The word is more direct and adds emphasis and implies an appeal to logos. It is commonly regarded as "not grammatically correct" but those who are ignorant of this word are just stoopid. (irony)
Gunnar K. cant interpretate for shit.
interpretate by TLPILLY June 25, 2009

interpret 

It's when you take something and make your own meaning out of it.
The dress code says "We want to promote modesty."
I interpret that as "We want to ruin your life."
interpret by Eileen S December 12, 2007

Interpret 

The word “interpret” means to understand or being able to explain. Or the way you look at a situation.
Person 1: me and my friend are in an argument can you interpret what “fuck off” means?
Person 2: this means to go away, or just leave me alone.

Humorous Interpretation 

A. A National Forensics League division. consisting of one performance that is 10 minutes long, or a play that has been cut down to 10 minutes. That piece must be funny, varying from "not really funny at all" to "L.M.F.A.O." levels of funny.

B. The only forensics event worth watching
A. I did excerpts from the play "Greater Tuna" for Humorous Interpretation, and that audience was dying of laughter!

B. Guy: I didn't make finals, what event should I watch
Girl: Humorous Interpretation, duh!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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