intumb

The act of being so smart and cocky it gets to your head and stop studying therefore dumb

I thought Anthony was smart, well he's just intumb now

by Eduardo mosso April 11, 2016

Inturbating

Masturbating on the internet

Will: Why are you looking up masturbation? On the internet Steve?

Johnny: I saw Steve Inturbating now his dick fell off and he acts like he still has it! Haha for seral!

Jack: ...what the fuck is the matter with you man? *runs away*

Johnny:.....

by browngirlsdonttakebs April 25, 2009

incumber

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.

I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.

by Edmond LaRose September 16, 2008

incumbent advantage

A phenomena known to occur when one party of a relationship must choose between their current partner or an outsider for whom they also have feelings. Statistically the sitting partner takes the advantage by merit of a proven track record and the ease with which a standing relationship can be maintained.

After it came out that she was already involved, it became apparent that i was once again about to fall victim to the incumbent advantage.

by Harold the tax man September 27, 2010

incumbentitis

A condition caused by having very few options for broadband service, usually from only a cable or telephone company (incumbent broadband providers). This condition causes irritability, low property values, bank account bleeding, video buffering, net neutrality violations, brain drain, and other symptoms common from slow overpriced broadband service.

The most effective treatment for incumbentitis is a community owned, open-access fiber network.

This game download is taking forever. I would switch to a faster provider if I could, but the only option in my area is Comclink. I have a severe case of incumbentitis.

by fiberguy December 6, 2018

incumbent

It's some big-educated word which just means 'already in', or 'the kahuna in power running e-{lr}-ection again'.

Pronounced "In-cum-Bent", because when you're "in",
you're "in"! The "cum" is for those who "bent", usually by electing you.

Channel 10 Reporter: In 2 words Ricky, what are your thoughts on the incumbent and the election?

Ricky: Fuck off!

by Dan the Rod Leroux June 9, 2007

Incumbe

A latin word meaning fall upon

When Warden hits you with his broken ass crushing counter, he'll say incumbe

by Spicyboi33 September 28, 2020