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Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.
Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

Intoxitext 

A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
"Dang, i'm drunk! Give me my phone! I'm going to intoxitext the shit out of everyone!"
Intoxitext by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009

intoxiclassy

The art of remaining classy while intoxicated.
Look he's drinking a glass of pinot noir at 4 am with pinky up. He's intoxiclassy

Excellently slow dancing to White Snake songs. Those two are intoxiclassy.

The ability to lure one in with the promise of pancakes.
intoxiclassy by dadeadhead July 25, 2015

Intoxicate  

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.
If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.
Intoxicate by Jafje May 20, 2007

INTOXICOLOGIST 

Bartender, Mixologist, one who serves cocktails
I was at the club last night and the Intoxicologist got my drunk as hell.
INTOXICOLOGIST by James Quioan April 17, 2007

Intoxicam 

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember
"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"
Intoxicam by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016