Intoxicam

Videos you find on your phone the next day from a night you can't remember

"Did I really hit that last night? "
" I don't know let's review the intoxicam"

by yolocrayboy September 16, 2016

Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

intoxiclassy

The art of remaining classy while intoxicated.

Look he's drinking a glass of pinot noir at 4 am with pinky up. He's intoxiclassy

Excellently slow dancing to White Snake songs. Those two are intoxiclassy.

The ability to lure one in with the promise of pancakes.

by dadeadhead July 25, 2015

Intoxicate

1. To make somebody drunk with alcohol or stupefied with drugs or other substances.

2. To make somebody intensely excited or overjoyed, often so much so that the person becomes irrational.

If you're making someone drunk, you're busy to intoxicate him.

by Jafje May 20, 2007

intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I love feeling intaxicated!

by Oracle99 April 17, 2003

INTOXICOLOGIST

Bartender, Mixologist, one who serves cocktails

I was at the club last night and the Intoxicologist got my drunk as hell.

by James Quioan April 17, 2007

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004