intoxicology

The study of the most efficient ways and substances to get intoxicated with.

"Fred always comes up with the best concoctions to get the party started. He musta done some studying in intoxicology or sum shit."

by WalterPFreely March 13, 2021

Intoxicology

The study of different concoctions and substances to get heavily intoxicated.

"Fred is always making that good shit to get the party started, I think he majored in intoxicology or sum shit."

by WalterPFreely March 13, 2021

Intoxicology Report

The bar tab. The report compiled by an intoxicologist. It may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.

"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"

by Carrie E. September 26, 2008