Intermittentnet 

Intermittentnet - (in-tur-mit-tent-net)
n.
1. stopping and starting internet connection at irregular intervals
2. sporadic net connection - when your internet connection is lousy, recurring in scattered and irregular or unpredictable instances.

" f**king intermittentnet is so unreliable";

"I can't change my facebook status because of this f**king intermittentnet"

Intermittentnet by MiGeorg August 9, 2012

Intermittentnet 

The thing you use to get in touch with your friends, buy things online, check the weather, and stalk your classmates...but it usually is down when you need it most. Particularly applicable when you have a shady third party ISP, like Joe's Internet Service.

I tried to IM you, but I only have the intermittentnet.

Intermittentnet by Marocec July 27, 2010

intermitternetting 

the act of using the internet in short, sporadic bursts usually instigated by boredom

Adam Hann is talking and Matthew Healy is bored so he decides to do a bit of intermitternetting.

intermitternetting by Truman Black January 4, 2014

Intermitternetting 

the act of using the internet in short, sporadic bursts usually instigated by boredom

Tweet: Someone is talking and being boring so I'm intermitternetting

Intermitternetting by musicloverpeoplehater January 4, 2014