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intelligisnt 

A slang word used to describe someone who is not intelligent. It is often used when discussing oneself.
"Dude, why did you open the freezer? I thought you were looking for a spoon!"
"On shit, that is the freezer. Sorry, that was a stupid move."
"you are so intelligisnt."
intelligisnt by b e e a n October 12, 2020
Words you can keep

IntelligentCoDFanboy 

One of the many major trolls on YouTube. This one claims to lead an "army" to "enlighten" gamers about CoD and how it is "superior" to all other games. Despite his obvious trolling, he still grasps bait easily.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: "CoD is the biggest franchise in the world. It has innovated the FPS genre and everything involved in the genre as well. Other FPS such as Battlefield, Counter Strike, Halo and GTA copied CoD. They are CoD ripoffs and are not worthy of playing. CoD on the Xbox will have the best graphics and biggest performance of every game worldwide. It will be the most successful game with the best score and the biggest fanbase."

IntelligentCoDFanboy 

A professional troll on YouTube who is trying to shove COD up everyone's ass and claiming that it's the future of gaming.

He's either the biggest COD fanboy in the world or is probably laughing his ass off at how much he's pissing people off on YouTube.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: Call of Duty® has ALWAYS innovated -- you would have to be a bigoted Call of Duty® hater to not see this. Call of Duty® is once again innovating with Call of Duty® Ghosts on the Xbox One™. Can you name me one game that actually has AI implemented in fish? IW has gone the extra mile with Call of Duty® Ghosts and blind haters don't want to admit it.

Me: Search for "Next Gen Technology" on YouTube and click the first result.

Intelligenter 

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
Intelligenter by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009

Intelligent lust 

The carnal need to mate felt between two highly intellectual people, who try and justify it to themselves, and re-enforce it to each other by describing their relationship as a spectacular intellectual bond, when actually they just need to fuck each others brains out.
PhD rocket scientist: "She's got a Nobel Prize - we are clearly made for each other. We'll be together forever, we've talked it all through already. It makes total sense."

Friend of rocket scientist: "Nah, that's just intelligent lust. Get over it."
Intelligent lust by Anonymous2301 January 24, 2011

Intelligent Post. 

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".
Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."
Intelligent Post. by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006

intelligentsia

The intellectual elite, but the term only seems to apply in eastern european and some asian societies. People like Stalin and Pol Pot seemed to target this group for annhilation for no obvious (i.e. sane) reason.
Intelligentsia are the enemies of the people. Kill them all.
intelligentsia by fubarderby June 13, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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