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Internet Intelligentsia 

People who attempt to make themselves seem interesting and intelligent by posting pseudo intellectual bullshit on forums, facebook statuses, twitter posts etc
Douchebage101 : "Bin laden wasn't to blame for 9/11, he was merely disenfranchised with western civilisation it was really new yorks fault for existing"

Normal user : "Stop being a typical internet intelligentsia cocksucker."

artificial intelligentsia 

Different types of AI software, e.g. ChatGPT and Grok
I'm thinking of which service to choose out of all of this artificial intelligentsia.
artificial intelligentsia by 🅰️ December 10, 2024

pseudo intelligensia 

Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.

People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"

"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa 

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.
Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

intelligentrification 

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.
I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

intelligentistic 

Smarter than smart, extremely intelligent, having a very high IQ. Calling someone who is intelligentistic "smart" is an insult.
Albert Einstein was an intelligentistic person.
intelligentistic by kwyjiboy May 3, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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