instafail
instafail by mynameisbender February 4, 2010
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instafail
The action of failing instantly at a tried action.
For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.
Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.
Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.
Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.
Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
Related Words
Insta-fail • instafamily • Instafair • insta-bail • instafriend • Instafamous • Instafag • Instaballs • Instafan • instafficial
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Instacall
Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
instafake model
A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017
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