Ttess1's definitions

Mudduck

Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.

Did you hear mudduck today? Talking all that nonsense.

by Ttess1 October 11, 2022

Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

by Ttess1 August 14, 2025

Freebird physics

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.

Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"

by Ttess1 June 16, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Retard balls

Where someone is retarded enough to do something that also takes balls to do.

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls

by Ttess1 December 23, 2021