Definitions by Ttess1

Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item

Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.

Autistic fuckton by Ttess1 January 12, 2026

Instafuckingcart 

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

Instafuckingcart by Ttess1 August 14, 2025

Vanilla gorilla 

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

Vanilla gorilla by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

Dr.philing 

When you're not qualified to analyze someone and do it anyways thinking you'll manipulate that person.

Don't Dr.phil me. I know what you're trying to do.

You're Dr.philing me

Dr.philing by Ttess1 October 21, 2023

Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long

Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners

Whore car by Ttess1 September 10, 2023

White people seasoning 

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

White people seasoning by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

Millennial crackhead by Ttess1 September 3, 2023