Ttess1's definitions
Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.
by Ttess1 October 11, 2022

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it
by Ttess1 August 14, 2025

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.
Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!
"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"
"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"
by Ttess1 June 16, 2023

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?
Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

Yo bro, did you see that crackhead climb the building and save the cat stuck up there? No ladder or anything. He's got retard balls
by Ttess1 December 23, 2021
