Ttess1's definitions

Dr.philing

When you're not qualified to analyze someone and do it anyways thinking you'll manipulate that person.

Don't Dr.phil me. I know what you're trying to do.

You're Dr.philing me

by Ttess1 October 21, 2023

Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.

Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla

by Ttess1 December 10, 2023

Bleboshka

A cuss word that can be used for multiple things such as whore, piece of shit, fuck, etc.
Can also be used to define a cum rag, overstretched pussy, tiny dick, basically anything.
Also another term for bullshit

Bro my car is being a Bleboshka.
My girlfriend is being a Bleboshka
Bro why is there a Bleboshka on the floor
This is Bleboshka

by Ttess1 December 29, 2022

Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 3, 2023

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long

Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners

by Ttess1 September 10, 2023

Truth nuke

When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances

"dude I just dropped a truth nuke about my sister and how she ruined my family"

by Ttess1 October 8, 2022