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Mudduck

Some fucking asshole on the air running a non stop CB show on channel 19. He literally runs it 24 hours a day most likely on pre-recorded transmissions. Everybody all over America is getting these transmissions.
Did you hear mudduck today? Talking all that nonsense.
by Ttess1 October 11, 2022
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Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it
Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro
by Ttess1 August 14, 2025
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Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023
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Whore car

a car that's a complete shitbox. Usually a Jeep Grand Cherokee or some shitbox truck that's completely clapped out, destroyed, or on its last mile that gets passed around until finally one guy sends it to the scrap yard. Usually the title is full of all previous owners and is 2-3 pages long
Dude, Hector finally sold the whore car to the scrapyard. Ya know, the one he bought off of herb who bought it from Lil Marco, and he bought it off a dude 2 states over. By the time he signed the title, it was 3 pages full of previous owners
by Ttess1 September 10, 2023
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Dr.philing

When you're not qualified to analyze someone and do it anyways thinking you'll manipulate that person.
Don't Dr.phil me. I know what you're trying to do.

You're Dr.philing me
by Ttess1 October 21, 2023
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Truth nuke

When you can't take holding back on people and tell the truth no matter the circumstances
"dude I just dropped a truth nuke about my sister and how she ruined my family"
by Ttess1 October 8, 2022
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Freebird physics

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.
Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"
by Ttess1 June 16, 2023
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