instab

"I never saw that abbreviation before."

Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.

person 1: iswydt

person 2: instab

1: huh?

2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.

1: huh?

2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."

by Onomarchus December 10, 2008

instab

"I never saw that abbreviation before."

Used when you encounter some Internet acronym, especially if you can discern what it means even though you never saw it before.

person 1: iswydt

person 2: instab

1: huh?

2: You're using shorthand for that insipid phrase "I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.

1: huh?

2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."

by Onomarchus December 10, 2008

Instacation

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.

It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.

by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

Insta flick

1. A film which is most likely to be a Netflix original, featuring influencers, YouTubers, and D list celebrities or actors.

2. Any film that features: Josh Peck, King Bach, or washed out Disney channel stars trying to make a comeback.

(IE: Set It Up, The Perfect Date, When We First Met, The Babysitter)

Quibi failed because it only had insta flicks and no real movies.

Hey did you see the new insta flick internet famous with Shane Dawson & Amanda Cerny?

Did I just watch a 90 minute YouTube video or was it an insta flick.

by Cohensman October 29, 2020

instacurity

An excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.

I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.

by Mr. Instacurity April 3, 2013

Instagay

a gay male who boasts an excess of followers and likes on his Instagram profile. He might have acquired his online popularity by diligently farming followers, retaining followers from another platform like tumblr, or even through purchasing engagement from a third-party app. There is a 99.9% chance that he has autonomously labeled his account as a business profile, indicated by the “public figure,” “personal blog,” or “entrepreneur” subtitles. Other defining characteristics include having conspicuous elective surgeries (namely fillers), extravagant/outrageous hairstyle and color, abuse of self-tanner, unreasonably filled-in eyebrows, and excessive whitening of teeth to the point of translucence. A master of misdirection, the instagay carefully constructs an online persona that portrays himself as attractive, fun, rich, outgoing, happy, and confident; in reality, he is typically plain, desperate, awkward, insecure, depressed, and more often than not—tragic.

Person 1: This boy’s profile is obnoxious.

Person 2: Right? Textbook instagay.

by Invidiosa January 22, 2019

InstaFAG

Instagram + Faggot.
Used to call Instagram users.

Dude, you're an InstaFAG!

by cegeb April 12, 2013