Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.

Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.

by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016

INSTABLOCK

a person in roblox bloxburg that will instantly block you for being on their property

the idiot INSTABLOCK ed the person for being on their property

by Spyder_real August 9, 2020

instalock

The means through which players of the videogame League of Legends obtain their preferred champion without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Player 1: *instalocks Riven*
Player 2: Hey, I called top first!
Player 1: ..

by Trivmvirate December 25, 2015

instalock

When a player of any game in the MOBA Genre chooses a character without listening to their teammates

I always instalock

by It'sNotJustLoL December 13, 2016

Instalock

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

Instablacked

When one singular alcoholic drink instantly gets you black out drunk; often enhanced by factors such as hunger or lack of sleep.

Ryan: How many drinks did you have?

Naomi: One.

Ryan: Holy crap, you're instablacked.

by Shnaytiveamerican May 3, 2017

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016