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InPrivate Browsing

Internet Explorer's porn mode.
Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.
Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
"Inprint" (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.

Alternative to embroidered/machine embroidery
How much did it cost to inprint (noun) that?
It's cheaper to inprint (verb) our names on the jerseys than screen-printing it.

Inprint (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.
Inprint by MgNus October 22, 2023

irritant 

Someone who in their free time texts other people useless information that is not wanted or needed.
Someone who day drinks and uses other mood enhancing chemicals and then proceeds to text people who were otherwise having a great day with their family. That person is a total irritant, a disease if you will.
irritant by Momo1010 November 16, 2013

Impitant 

Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."

improtantly 

to be important to the level of pro.
(10:40:48 PM) thebuc1010: OH YEA
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED
improtantly by THEBUC1010 December 9, 2008