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inpritant 

When you feel like a total unit n could knock out a bitch with how big your dick is
Jack's a inpritant, Lucy's still on the floor from last night
inpritant by Titan_overlord September 26, 2020
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InPrivate Browsing

Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.
InPrivate Browsing by JenksDude July 30, 2011

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.
Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Insistant Irritant by Yggdrasilcutter December 26, 2008
"Inprint" (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.

Alternative to embroidered/machine embroidery
How much did it cost to inprint (noun) that?
It's cheaper to inprint (verb) our names on the jerseys than screen-printing it.

Inprint (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.
Inprint by MgNus October 22, 2023

irritant 

Someone who in their free time texts other people useless information that is not wanted or needed.
Someone who day drinks and uses other mood enhancing chemicals and then proceeds to text people who were otherwise having a great day with their family. That person is a total irritant, a disease if you will.
irritant by Momo1010 November 16, 2013

Impitant 

Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."

improtantly 

to be important to the level of pro.
(10:40:48 PM) thebuc1010: OH YEA
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED
improtantly by THEBUC1010 December 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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