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InPrivate Browsing

Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.
InPrivate Browsing by JenksDude July 30, 2011

Insistant Irritant

That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.
Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Insistant Irritant by Yggdrasilcutter December 26, 2008
"Inprint" (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.

Alternative to embroidered/machine embroidery
How much did it cost to inprint (noun) that?
It's cheaper to inprint (verb) our names on the jerseys than screen-printing it.

Inprint (noun): A specialised technique in textile art and embroidery, involving the meticulous application of intricate designs, patterns, or images onto polyester or rayon thread, creating a visually appealing and textured surface, often utilised in the production of ornate textiles, garments, or decorative items.
Inprint by MgNus October 22, 2023

irritant 

Someone who in their free time texts other people useless information that is not wanted or needed.
Someone who day drinks and uses other mood enhancing chemicals and then proceeds to text people who were otherwise having a great day with their family. That person is a total irritant, a disease if you will.
irritant by Momo1010 November 16, 2013

Impitant 

Noun/Verb/Adjective
1.The process of making one ball larger than another by squeezing and groping techniques used by the ancient Bushido arts.
2.The actions of a chinese babies eyes going from very large and creepy to insanely squinty, all happening in nothing more then 5 seconds after exiting the womb.
"Billy was in the middle of making himself impitant when his mother walked in and he got scared and popped his nut."

improtantly 

to be important to the level of pro.
(10:40:48 PM) thebuc1010: OH YEA
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED
improtantly by THEBUC1010 December 9, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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