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Incotant 

An individual with expertise in a topic or field of study that shares his/her knowledge with people and organizations across multiple countries. Generally deals with business consulting and life coaching.
A portmanteau word, derived from 'International' 'Coach' and 'Consultant'.
Hello, I am an international coach and consultant, Incotant for short. I advise clients all over the world on how to properly setup their lives for success through life coaching and business consulting.
Incotant by J_Paul May 23, 2018

unwarranted self-importance 

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.
Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

important one syndrome 

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!

Situated informant 

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.
"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

Important Videos

A playlist that resides in the bowels of YouTube, upon completion of this holy list, Ones soul will be torn from their body and they will live on forever as a Meme Lord, If however when the playlist is completed, conversion to an all powerful Meme Lord is rejected, the person will suffer a slow and painful death sometime within the next 24 hours, some speculate that this is because the Elder Meme Lords cannot trust mere mortals with the secrets which lie within the depths of this blessed list.
Person 1: I finished watching Important Videos last night, the ending was kinda anticlimactic
Person 2: *single tear rolls down cheek* I'll remember you.

important videos

A playlist of memes everyone sees on the internet, especially people who watch meme-related videos.
Important Videos has become a meme itself, due to it's popularity.

important meme funny youtube internet
Important videos is a great playlist.
important videos by yeehawcat77 January 12, 2017