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enthusiastically dope in one’s own way as per the shii goin on
“that shiinotic pal
that shit inotic” (formal)
inotic by shudoobidably May 19, 2025
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insticate 

Verb. A George W. Bush coinage and apparently a combination of "instigate" and "indicate". Used during the Presidential news conference of April 13, 2004.
BUSH: Our military commanders report that this violence is being insticated by three groups.
insticate by Slagathor April 21, 2004
Unexpectedly or oddly attractive in a sexual or physical way; usually possessing features that are generally thought to make one "ugly".
Brian had an irotic attraction to his English professor, an overweight woman with large, pendulous bosoms, gray hair, a very weathered face and a masucline, smoky voice.
irotic by CotterDaly November 12, 2006

ULTRA INSTICT SHAGGY

A ancient lovecraftian god who was immense power and is known for his wrath. Points in which people believe he was angry was the Japanese tsunami and the great depression. He is the cause of wars. He is a creator of chaos and life. Can kill a human instantly by shattering their spine or making them go past the point of insanity.
Where ironic meets erotic: A wholly necessary replacement for "That's what she said," as this is an erotic statement that is nearly always ironically false.
"I'm so out of breath because I just came from downtown."
"That's irotic."
Irotic by mclayborne September 23, 2012
Something found to be ironically erotic or, ironically enough, something found to be erotically ironic.
Me and Jeff had steamy sex to the looped sounds of the Big Bang theory laugh track... It was the most irotical moment of my life.
Irotic by MichTrajic December 5, 2017
Referring to the unwilling combination of Irony and Eroticism. Usually used in reference to ugly people trying desperately to be sexy.
Upon seeing the troll-like Vanessa remove her pink and ragged thong without taking off her Juicy brand sweat pants Alex turned to Marco and uttered "How Irotic." while choking back vomit.
Irotic by Furious Jorge February 15, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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