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Often used as an abbreviation of 'poezeminneke', a lovely, intelligent, but somehow very sensible young college girl. Innekes tend not to have itchy noushes or TOMs.
— So you broke up with your inneke... why?
— She left me for some Pieter!
inneke by Vrati Baloun March 27, 2008
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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009
Related Words
very pretty girl that is nice to everyone she meets and loves to make out with guys
your so like ineke, nice in every way
Ineke by Andrew her best friend March 3, 2009

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"
"isn't he" as spoken by people from London / Essex
"That bloke's a bit of a twat innee"
innee by lawndog April 14, 2008
Ineke is a very loving and caring girl who is always putting other before herself. Ineke is humble and would never brag about goods she has or things she has that other don't. She puts other before herself. Ineke's always are kind and funny and they are the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Ineke nutures people and always has a place in her heart for everyone. Ineke can't hold hate inside her heart . Ineke is always beautiful on the inside and out. She is stunning on the outside but has the most sweetest and loving heart ever. Anyone that names their child Ineke will develop such a lovely girl who is not only beautiful they will be caring and the best people you will ever meet. Ineke's always have the weirdest bunches of friends because they don't always see how amazing she is and Ineke's always end up leaving and finding more amazing friends that care for her every step of the way. If you either know someone called Ineke or you are going to name your daughter Ineke we kindly appreciate that you treat her like a princess or queen because she truly is one.Ineke means the princess that nutures. Always love a Ineke with all your heart and never doubt her skills because even if she might look weak she certainly is not she is the smartest girl you will ever meet if she just get to know her. She always has a smile on her face and never makes anyone feel sad by sight. Ineke always wants to change but she doesn't have to change a bit. Ineke is beautiful.
Ineke is the most kind, smart and beautiful girl I have ever met.
Ineke by Fiana tim October 1, 2020
Ineke is the most beautiful person ever, she is kind and sweet to everyone but make sure you respect her, everyone loves her to bits especially me cause she is just sooo sweet. Jks
What the ineke
Ineke by Ahshdhdhdj March 29, 2018
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