inhotnito 

Pronounced: in-hot-neeto
To hide one's hotness as required by the current environment.

Examples:
1) The supermodel went to the store in inhotnito to avoid oogling.

2) The cold weather has pushed all the hotties inhotnito.

inhotnito by KingJ September 24, 2008

incognito mode

A mode in Google's new Chrome browser that does not record history, search entries or cookies to the user's computer. Downloaded files are still saved as normal.

"Dude, how do I discretely look at porn in Google Chrome?"
"Incognito mode man. Ctrl+Shift+N."

incognito mode by Professor R August 5, 2009

Richie Incognito 

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.

1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.

Richie Incognito by jecksta October 14, 2014

guy incognito 

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

guy incognito by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

incognito mode by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016

you've gone incognito 

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary? Go to some porn site bro

I really want to jack it but first let's copy the thing that chrome says and search it on Urban Dictionary *types you've gone incognito*

you've gone incognito by Hotpies May 5, 2018

Incognito Mode

What you open up in Google Chrome before watching porn.

Jerry didn't want porn on his search history so he opened up Incognito mode in Google Chrome.

Incognito Mode by Please excuse me July 13, 2017