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Inheritance thief 

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.
If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

Inheritor 

Ahhh shit an Inheritor is on the other team.

JB has no fucking life, he's an Inheritor!!!
Inheritor by swag808911 July 19, 2011

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.
Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Interbase Inheritance 

An object oriented programming style employed by retards to make their code look more complicated and intellegent than it actually is. Involves extending a class and implementing an interface, both of which define a method with the same signature, and then shadowing the same method in the child class. For example:

Public Class NewBase

Private _strName as String

Public Sub New
...
<constructor code here>
...
End Sub

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String
Get
Return _strName
End Get
End Property

End Class

Public Interface INewInterface

Public ReadOnly Property Name() as String

End Interface

Public Class NewIIClass : Inherits NewBase
Implements INewInterface

Public Sub New()
MyBase.New()
End Sub

Public Shadows ReadOnly Property Name() As String ImplementsINewInterface.Name
Get
Return MyBase.Name
End Get
End Property

End Class
"What the fuck is all this about?"
"Oh that's just my interbase inheritance code. Cool isn't it?"
"You twat"
Short for "involuntary hermit". Like an incel, but worse. They're too socially crippled to interact with people in any way whatsoever. Inherms wish they were incels, because at least incels have each other to interact with.
Bro 1: "Dude, do you know what happened to Jacon? He hasn't left his house in two months."
Bro 2: "No man, he either died or became an inherm."
Inherm by poopscadoopstrikesagain November 2, 2019
Abbreviation of 'involuntary hermit'. Someone whose antisocial habits have distanced them from any trace of human interaction. Incapable of actually speaking to other humans, inherms are known to record videos of them talking to the camera, pretending as if it were another person. Inherms are also known to idolize characters who fulfill the 'social outcast' archetype in pop culture. Notable examples of such characters include the Joker, Pickle Rick, and Armand Assante's character in Judge Dredd.
Ugly Incel: I hate how all women treat me like dirt. Fucking whores.

Unclean Incel: I know man, but at least you aren't an inherm like Brian. Fucking loser hasn't left his house in 4 months.

Ugly Incel: True, if it weren't for those videos he always takes of himself acting like the Joker I would've thought he died.
Inherm by Art Otay says It's Okay February 29, 2020