The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.
n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.
Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damnthing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."
I have travelled alot and lived in many places and as a result I speak inglish. I also met Karen, a chilean who has travelled alot and also speaks inglish.