Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A smart beautiful girl. She is the one who you will fall in love with, she wears glasses, it doesn't matter if she wears her glasses or contacts she is beautiful either way. She loves to eat sweets, she has the most beautiful smile in the whole world. Her giggle is the most amazing thing you have ever heard, if you haven't heard her laugh then your missing out on the most beautiful sound ever. She loves playing sports. She is very picky when it comes to clothes or food. Chances are if you like her , she likes someone else or she is dating someone already. She always has a smile on her face. She is the person who you can tell anything to.She is very helpful and understanding, Her name and middle name are both rare names but are special. Ingrid can light up your whole world. just by a simple "hi" from her you already know its gonna be a good day. She is very shy at first, but once you start to know her, you will fall in love with her. She is an" ANGEL". She is near perfect.If you date her or go out with her , you were one of the most lucky people on earth. She is one of a kind. She is always going to be in your mind no matter what. If you ever meet Ingrid you are Lucky don't ruin your chance with her ;)
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: thats Ingrid isn't she beautiful
Dude 1: yes!, do you think I have a chance with her
Dude 2: Nope, she is already taken
by AmazingHeart March 05, 2017
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A smart beautiful girl. She is the one who you will fall in love with, she wears glasses, it doesn't matter if she wears her glasses or contacts she is beautiful either way. She loves to eat sweets, she has the most beautiful smile in the whole world. Her giggle is the most amazing thing you have ever heard, if you haven't heard her laugh then your missing out on the most beautiful sound ever. She loves playing sports. She is very picky when it comes to clothes or food. Chances are if you like her , she likes someone else or she is dating someone already. She always has a smile on her face. She is the person who you can tell anything to.She is very helpful and understanding, Her name and middle name are both rare names but are special. Ingrid can light up your whole world. just by a simple "hi" from her you already know its gonna be a good day. She is very shy at first, but once you start to know her, you will fall in love with her. She is an" ANGEL". She is near perfect.If you date her or go out with her , you were one of the most lucky people on earth. She is one of a kind. She is always going to be in your mind no matter what. If you ever meet Ingrid you are Lucky don't ruin your chance with her ;)
Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: thats Ingrid isn't she beautiful
Dude 1: yes!, do you think I have a chance with her
Dude 2: Nope, she is already taken
by AmazingHeart March 05, 2017
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The cutest, sexiest, nicest girl you will ever meet. She makes everyone smile when she walks into a room. Her voice is very brightening. Plus, her ass is huge.
One guy: sup Ingrid
Ingrid: sup guy.
One guy: will you go out with me?
Ingrid: sorry, I'm dating hoodinoogida.

Haha fools
by That dumb got October 07, 2016
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A really nice girl who is friends to everybody. really cute and pretty. Loves anime, does stupid impressions, and likable. If you like her, chances are she likes someone else.
Doug: Ingrid, wanna go out?
Ingrid: Hell no, James already asked me out
Doug: why that little..
by That dumb got March 27, 2016
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Ingrid is hands down the best person you will ever meet. A teddy enthusiast and lover of Harry Potter and lasagne . Jana's favourite person. Ingrid and Jana is best friends and will grow old together.
Girl 1: Awh look at Ingrid and Jana , they're best friend goals. I wish I had a friendship like that.
Girl 2: Yeah, they're a package deal. Like Kendall and Gigi , Ron and Harry , Evelyne and Alta.
by Jenabie April 28, 2019
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