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An Ingram is a really lanky wanker. Who has not wanked in there life . Just as the gourlay there bodies are a really spazzy type.
For example
“ your an Ingrahm”
ingrahm by JOHADDY JOHN December 5, 2017
Words you can keep

The Ingram Effect 

To come to a realization that your current state (physical, mental, emotional, etc.) depends if you would of done something different long before now. Similar to the butterfly effect, but a lot less chaotic.
Andrew: "I wonder if I am this hungry because I decided to get a small fry instead of a large fry last week."
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"
The Ingram Effect by MilkAndEggs August 5, 2018

Laura Ingraham

The evil offspring of a succubus and an unconsenting Squidward Tentacles.
Because Laura Ingraham is evil and talks like an Octopus who lives next door to a Pineapple under the sea she’s obviously a daughter of a Succubus and Squidward Tentacles.
Laura Ingraham by Patriotic Leftie February 28, 2022
A person that has to make a mathematical proof in order to accept and believe something. These kind of people are also known as truth-seeking compulsive obsessed beings. In an academic setup these people produce never ending documentations to eliminate the chance for ambiguity.

Observable Side Effects to identify an ingram:

Reckless driving and sudden pulling of handbrake.
Falling off the bed in sleep.
English: "Look Ingram just wrote another proof."
Maltese: "Ara Ingram rega qed jikteb proof."
ingram by Nyhm November 15, 2009

Ingram Hill 

New age southern rock band from Memphis, Tennessee.
Wow, I never expected for an opening band to actually be good! Props for Ingram Hill.
Ingram Hill by Sammy February 24, 2005

Ingramish 

To post really inappropriate things on facebook and myspace.
I was going to post something about my big panties on facebook today, but I thought that's so Ingramish.
Ingramish by Booty Girl July 23, 2009

Laura Ingraham

Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?

poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.

Conservative: Is it any good?

poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
Laura Ingraham by Ludwig Von Mises February 16, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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