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ingrahamed 

When oneself has been struck with such terrific force near or on the eyeball, one's eye is now permanently affixed in an angle of fourty-five degrees or more outboard, resembling Chris Ingraham.
Look at that Mad Eye Moody sunnuva bitch; his face got Ingrahamed!
ingrahamed by Jowls69 January 12, 2009
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Laura Ingraham

The evil offspring of a succubus and an unconsenting Squidward Tentacles.
Because Laura Ingraham is evil and talks like an Octopus who lives next door to a Pineapple under the sea she’s obviously a daughter of a Succubus and Squidward Tentacles.
Laura Ingraham by Patriotic Leftie February 28, 2022
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Laura Ingraham

Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?

poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.

Conservative: Is it any good?

poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
Laura Ingraham by Ludwig Von Mises February 16, 2008

Laura Ingraham

Thinking you are showing someone how stupid they are but in reality you are just making a fool of yourself.
Pulling a Laura Ingraham. (Ex: trying to suck lightbulbs out of a steak with a plastic straw, to “trigger” Liberals).
Chad totally pulled a Laura Ingraham last night. He found out his Ex broke up with him cause he has a small dick and confronted her at the Kappa party. Dude drunk whipped out his junk to everyone, thinking he’s hung.. turns out he’s got a micro-penis. Got up the next morning and his whole car was covered in finger condoms.
Laura Ingraham by ALittleLupie September 7, 2019

Ingraham 

A fucking retard bitch who is so annoying all the time.
Ingraham is a hoe.
Ingraham by fakenamer4537 May 4, 2016

ingraham 

a person who wears jeans with elastic in them.
when old ladys wear elastic jeans with no zippers they are called ingraham.
ingraham by shindigg April 11, 2008

Ingraham 

(noun) The mixture of feces, urine and vomit in the toilet after a nasty 3am bout of food poisoning.
Those shrimp must have been bad; you should have seen the ingraham that came out of me that night.
Ingraham by TheRedBarron July 29, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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