Indention deficit disorder 

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

Indention deficit disorder by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

animalistic intentions 

the subconscious sexual desires that drive men to do everything they do. they can lead to either really good sex or misogyny, gaslighting, & male manipulation

girl he cannot control his animalistic intentions; he gets a boner everytime i walk in the room it's amazing

animalistic intentions by 3virgins February 18, 2023

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

yeet infection 

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

yeet infection by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

bum injection by mitch00uk April 7, 2015