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in school suspension 

Hell. Usually run by assholes such as teachers, staff, principles, etc. Often many poor students end up here for getting into fights and to be honest, suspensions don't help.
Victim: Man, shit is real fucked up right now! I can't believe I am going to In School Suspension for getting beat up!
Bully: HAHAHAHA! Suck my cock bitch!

In School Suspension 

When a student acts like a crazey mouse during school premises, once, twice or thrice, he’d get in school suspension! ISS, where the student has to work in the principal’s room throughout the day. That means they did not get suspended from school, but suspended inside the school. If the principal tells you that you need to stop acting like a zaney coward, you’re in freakey shock!
“One time I was told by my principal and parents to stop acting crazey before being suspended LOL I got in school suspension how zeroish!”

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

IF YOU TYPE THIS IN IT IS PROBLY WHAT U ARE!!! BAD ADVICE: SECRETLY PLAY GAMES

GOOD ADVICE : USE DRAWINGS TO RANDOMLY DRAW

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.
"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

the most popular girls in school 

A YouTube series including barbies that swear and talk about sex a lot.
The Most Popular Girls in School is my favorite web series ever!

Mackenzie Zales from The Most Popular Girls in School is a part-time model

b kool stay in school 

A term used by wankstas to send a message to today’s youth to stay in school. The reason for the misspelling of "B" and c "kool" is another way of saying stay in school or your going to grow up to be a lossa with no job no education and a couple illegitimate children and a call from the Maury Povich show asking you to take a maturity test to see if you are the father of a 5 and a half year old boy which clearly isn't yours because you don't have the same bone structure but it turns out that "YOU ARE....THE FATHER!" and the next thing you know you get smacked in the head with a metal chair from your one night stand while she screams "YOU ARE MY BABIES DADDY!" and you wonder where the Steve the bodyguard is but then you realize that he’s on the Jerry Springer show.
"yo homie i'm gonna drop outta skool." "No bro B kool stay in school."
b kool stay in school by lauraz June 21, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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