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in school suspension 

Hell. Usually run by assholes such as teachers, staff, principles, etc. Often many poor students end up here for getting into fights and to be honest, suspensions don't help.
Victim: Man, shit is real fucked up right now! I can't believe I am going to In School Suspension for getting beat up!
Bully: HAHAHAHA! Suck my cock bitch!

In School Suspension 

When a student acts like a crazey mouse during school premises, once, twice or thrice, he’d get in school suspension! ISS, where the student has to work in the principal’s room throughout the day. That means they did not get suspended from school, but suspended inside the school. If the principal tells you that you need to stop acting like a zaney coward, you’re in freakey shock!
“One time I was told by my principal and parents to stop acting crazey before being suspended LOL I got in school suspension how zeroish!”

IN SCHOOL BORED TO DEATH☠

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learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.
"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

the most popular girls in school 

A YouTube series including barbies that swear and talk about sex a lot.
The Most Popular Girls in School is my favorite web series ever!

Mackenzie Zales from The Most Popular Girls in School is a part-time model

b kool stay in school 

A term used by wankstas to send a message to today’s youth to stay in school. The reason for the misspelling of "B" and c "kool" is another way of saying stay in school or your going to grow up to be a lossa with no job no education and a couple illegitimate children and a call from the Maury Povich show asking you to take a maturity test to see if you are the father of a 5 and a half year old boy which clearly isn't yours because you don't have the same bone structure but it turns out that "YOU ARE....THE FATHER!" and the next thing you know you get smacked in the head with a metal chair from your one night stand while she screams "YOU ARE MY BABIES DADDY!" and you wonder where the Steve the bodyguard is but then you realize that he’s on the Jerry Springer show.
"yo homie i'm gonna drop outta skool." "No bro B kool stay in school."
b kool stay in school by lauraz June 21, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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