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jack-in-the-socks 

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.
Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

socks in the glove box 

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
socks in the glove box by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Lock-in-the-sock 

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger
"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

Keep it in the sock 

Sock referring to your male friends ass. Keep it( your dick) in the sock (his ass) rather than a dirty fat slob if a female that he would otherwise have sex with. Also see helping a nigga out.
Bye dan

Bye guys keep it in the sock and think about me
Keep it in the sock by Gijoee4 October 29, 2017

String in the sock 

A minor flaw that makes a big deal to people interested in the topic.
Person A: Prices for movies are raising again.
Person B: Doesn't seem like a problem.
Person A: Doesn't seem like one?

That's a string in the sock! Now even less people can go now!

Egg in the Sock 

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal
Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock
Egg in the Sock by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025