by ChameleonDragon May 17, 2019
Person A: Learned something new about my mom today.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
by ChameleonDragon February 07, 2018
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
by ChameleonDragon February 17, 2018
Person A: I'm going to tell you why Mega-Shooters X is better than Super Platformer 9!
Person B: Okay. Why?
Person A: Err... Umm....
It just is, okay?!
Person B: If you're going to start a debate like that, at least have some good arguments.
Don't be a baseless debater.
Person B: Okay. Why?
Person A: Err... Umm....
It just is, okay?!
Person B: If you're going to start a debate like that, at least have some good arguments.
Don't be a baseless debater.
by ChameleonDragon March 09, 2018
The act of claiming that something validates your point, but you don't explain why, and instead use statements such as, "It's obvious why". Often, the thing in question DOES NOT validate your point, and so you have to lie in order to keep your point intact.
Person A: This balloon proves my model!
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
Person B: But why?
Person A: Why? It's obvious why!
Person B: You need a reason why.
Otherwise, you're bashing your point.
by ChameleonDragon July 21, 2018
Person A: I'm hearing water in my stomach when I move!
Person B: Looks like you have a belly full of water.
Person B: Looks like you have a belly full of water.
by ChameleonDragon February 20, 2018
The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
Delivery outfit is recommended.
by ChameleonDragon May 15, 2019