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A piece of information or statement in an online wiki (usually one with less moderation) that contradicts another statement in that same wiki.
Person A: Time to look up how hard Button Mashing 5 is on the Button Mashing Wiki.
From the Button Mashing Series page: "Button Mashing 5 has been described by fans as one of the easiest installments in the series to complete..."
From the Button Mashing 5 page: "Button Mashing 5 completely reworks the combat system to make it the toughest game to beat."
Person A: Oh great, a hydra's squabble. Guess I'll have to find a video review to get an opinion.
From the Button Mashing Series page: "Button Mashing 5 has been described by fans as one of the easiest installments in the series to complete..."
From the Button Mashing 5 page: "Button Mashing 5 completely reworks the combat system to make it the toughest game to beat."
Person A: Oh great, a hydra's squabble. Guess I'll have to find a video review to get an opinion.
by ChameleonDragon July 18, 2022
Get the hydra's squabble mug.Person A: I made a wish in the wishing well to become richer, but I ended up dropping my wallet in it.
Person B: Holyluia.
Person B: Holyluia.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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Person A: The invasive dogs have been eating our crops and killing the native snakes!
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
Person B: Hehe major critter likes belly rubs.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
Get the just some dead guy mug.Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.
by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021
Get the fortress code mug.Person A: So you did go to the K-Pop concert?
Person B: Yeah. I mean, Person C bought tickets for both of us, and it would be rude to turn down free tickets.
Person A: But you hate K-Pop.
Person B: I just gave a silhouette clap after each performance. We were in a crowd, so she didn't notice.
Person B: Yeah. I mean, Person C bought tickets for both of us, and it would be rude to turn down free tickets.
Person A: But you hate K-Pop.
Person B: I just gave a silhouette clap after each performance. We were in a crowd, so she didn't notice.
by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021
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Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 11, 2021
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