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holding in a restart 

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".
Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.
holding in a restart by Moondoggy November 8, 2008

holding it in 

Holding in a piss or a shit, often on a road trip. A necessary life skill.
Jeff was holding it in on the bus ride; he really had to piss!
holding it in by ffffffffff November 15, 2006

Holding it in Contest 

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"

Holding Hands in an IHOP 

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.
The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.
“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

the shit holding the fart in 

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.
"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."