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A website like omegle, where you chat with random strangers.
I like to confuse people on there.
iMeetzu:

You are now chatting with a stranger!

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup?
Stranger: NM, you?
You: dOiNg DrUgZ lYkE w0w.
Stranger: WTF?!?!?

Your chat has been disconnected, click here to chat again
iMeetzu by Zakeyrakey September 3, 2009
A 100% pure evil entity. The most evilest and the most manipulative person you will ever meet in your life, always scheming and plotting against you, can't ever trust her for a sec. if you're around her you gotta always beware.
Yo ifreet evil asf yo, stay away from her
Ifreet by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019
A name no one can spell and that is never in the personalized section of any gift shop. Often confused with Emory, Imree is a name with only two syllables. Imrees are bright happy people who tend to mask their insecurities with a positive attitude. Generally they are extroverted and very caring of others. Their one flaw...They don't have one. Just kidding. They are sometimes chameleons and will do things just to fit in.
Imree: Hi! My name is Imree! Nice to meet you
Jake: Hi Emory, Nice to meet you too.
Imree by 20cupcake23 April 6, 2023

Impeetent 

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
Impeetent by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
A hot ass Indian girl that is typically socially shy. She's the bestest friend anyone could have because she's always there to tell you the truth and love you no matter what. Also hella kind and doesn't know just how fucking AMAZING she is. If you ever get lucky enough to find an Iqreet, you're set for life-so long as you don't piss her off.
Person 1: OMG ITS AN IQREET!

Person 2: MUST GO AND BEFRIEND.

Person 1: FUCK OFF M8 SHES MINE
*both persons run for the Iqreet*
*the Iqreet runs away*
iqreet by Mophil December 10, 2016
📖 Definition: A person who betrays, snitches, or grasses someone up from inside the group; an inside rat — the one close to you who leaks information or turns against you from within.
🌱 Origin: Blend of in(side) + rat → imret
✍️ Coined by: Carlos Mumberson
📅 Date Created: 7 October
"Don't tell him nothing — he's a total imret."
"We got caught 'cause some imret grassed us up
Imret by v.c.m October 7, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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