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the sexiest mf to ever exist and has a 13 inch cock soft and his woman loves him for how handsome he is. He gets all the hoes and has multiple bitches that would die for him. He has a rock hard six pack and a sexy face and is really good in bed. He's really good at sports and is sooooo FKN SEXY
Do you know Imreet?
OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME BACKSHOTS 24/7
imreet by Melanie02303:) August 22, 2023
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A website like omegle, where you chat with random strangers.
I like to confuse people on there.
iMeetzu:

You are now chatting with a stranger!

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup?
Stranger: NM, you?
You: dOiNg DrUgZ lYkE w0w.
Stranger: WTF?!?!?

Your chat has been disconnected, click here to chat again
iMeetzu by Zakeyrakey September 3, 2009
A 100% pure evil entity. The most evilest and the most manipulative person you will ever meet in your life, always scheming and plotting against you, can't ever trust her for a sec. if you're around her you gotta always beware.
Yo ifreet evil asf yo, stay away from her
Ifreet by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019
A name no one can spell and that is never in the personalized section of any gift shop. Often confused with Emory, Imree is a name with only two syllables. Imrees are bright happy people who tend to mask their insecurities with a positive attitude. Generally they are extroverted and very caring of others. Their one flaw...They don't have one. Just kidding. They are sometimes chameleons and will do things just to fit in.
Imree: Hi! My name is Imree! Nice to meet you
Jake: Hi Emory, Nice to meet you too.
Imree by 20cupcake23 April 6, 2023

Impeetent 

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
Impeetent by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
A hot ass Indian girl that is typically socially shy. She's the bestest friend anyone could have because she's always there to tell you the truth and love you no matter what. Also hella kind and doesn't know just how fucking AMAZING she is. If you ever get lucky enough to find an Iqreet, you're set for life-so long as you don't piss her off.
Person 1: OMG ITS AN IQREET!

Person 2: MUST GO AND BEFRIEND.

Person 1: FUCK OFF M8 SHES MINE
*both persons run for the Iqreet*
*the Iqreet runs away*
iqreet by Mophil December 10, 2016

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