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To put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. Works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro
Dorris: You're so annoying, was sleeping.

Bob: Haha, relax it's just an ifreeze.
ifreeze by lexeyeplural August 3, 2011
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Ifreet iFleet iFree ifreeze imreet iqreet
An iFree is a website or mobile app that you encounter when searching for free services online and it tries to force you to join a group or sign up before you can use the promised service. It will allow you to sign up for free but once all your info is taken then it tells you to pay or fuck off and when you refuse it will send you daily emails trying to tempt you into visiting the site again.
Now my email is gone to shit for real because I got hemmed up in an iFree service when I tried to see if Bubba was a child molester. The thing said search for sex offender free but turns out they ifree and wanted 30 bucks.
iFree by saharadryhumor February 15, 2015
An iFleet consists of having an iMac , a Mac book, an iPad and an iPhone (preferably with an iPod touch) ie having a whole fleet of Apple products
When I'm loaded I'm gonna buy myself an iFleet!!
iFleet by Iyaz huhahaha October 21, 2011
A hot ass Indian girl that is typically socially shy. She's the bestest friend anyone could have because she's always there to tell you the truth and love you no matter what. Also hella kind and doesn't know just how fucking AMAZING she is. If you ever get lucky enough to find an Iqreet, you're set for life-so long as you don't piss her off.
Person 1: OMG ITS AN IQREET!

Person 2: MUST GO AND BEFRIEND.

Person 1: FUCK OFF M8 SHES MINE
*both persons run for the Iqreet*
*the Iqreet runs away*
iqreet by Mophil December 10, 2016
the sexiest mf to ever exist and has a 13 inch cock soft and his woman loves him for how handsome he is. He gets all the hoes and has multiple bitches that would die for him. He has a rock hard six pack and a sexy face and is really good in bed. He's really good at sports and is sooooo FKN SEXY
Do you know Imreet?
OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME BACKSHOTS 24/7
imreet by Melanie02303:) August 22, 2023