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A 100% pure evil entity. The most evilest and the most manipulative person you will ever meet in your life, always scheming and plotting against you, can't ever trust her for a sec. if you're around her you gotta always beware.
Yo ifreet evil asf yo, stay away from her
Ifreet by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019
Words you can keep
To put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. Works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro
Dorris: You're so annoying, was sleeping.

Bob: Haha, relax it's just an ifreeze.
ifreeze by lexeyeplural August 3, 2011
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An iFree is a website or mobile app that you encounter when searching for free services online and it tries to force you to join a group or sign up before you can use the promised service. It will allow you to sign up for free but once all your info is taken then it tells you to pay or fuck off and when you refuse it will send you daily emails trying to tempt you into visiting the site again.
Now my email is gone to shit for real because I got hemmed up in an iFree service when I tried to see if Bubba was a child molester. The thing said search for sex offender free but turns out they ifree and wanted 30 bucks.
iFree by saharadryhumor February 15, 2015
An iFleet consists of having an iMac , a Mac book, an iPad and an iPhone (preferably with an iPod touch) ie having a whole fleet of Apple products
When I'm loaded I'm gonna buy myself an iFleet!!
iFleet by Iyaz huhahaha October 21, 2011
A hot ass Indian girl that is typically socially shy. She's the bestest friend anyone could have because she's always there to tell you the truth and love you no matter what. Also hella kind and doesn't know just how fucking AMAZING she is. If you ever get lucky enough to find an Iqreet, you're set for life-so long as you don't piss her off.
Person 1: OMG ITS AN IQREET!

Person 2: MUST GO AND BEFRIEND.

Person 1: FUCK OFF M8 SHES MINE
*both persons run for the Iqreet*
*the Iqreet runs away*
iqreet by Mophil December 10, 2016
the sexiest mf to ever exist and has a 13 inch cock soft and his woman loves him for how handsome he is. He gets all the hoes and has multiple bitches that would die for him. He has a rock hard six pack and a sexy face and is really good in bed. He's really good at sports and is sooooo FKN SEXY
Do you know Imreet?
OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO GIVE ME BACKSHOTS 24/7
imreet by Melanie02303:) August 22, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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