Definitions by DemmyMack413
mandle wax
mandle wax by DemmyMack413 February 14, 2012
Impeetent
The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
Impeetent by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
priorilies
Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!
priorilies by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
el rhino
When a man bends a woman over during sex and takes her from behind while grabbing the base of his erection with his hand only leaving the thumb sticking out so it's parallel to the penis. As the penis is inserted the thumb, representing the small horn, should hit the anus with every deep thrust. ( This move is not recommended for asians because your penis has to be larger than you hand for it to work)
el rhino by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Jersey Shore Barrier
The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
Jersey Shore Barrier by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
daughtergate
When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )
Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"
Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""
Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."
Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""
Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."
daughtergate by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Huevolkswagon
A combination of the word huevo, meaning eggs in Spanish but loosely translated as balls....and wagon loosely translated as any automobile. Together they form a word that describes a very powerful car.
" Tony just bought a 1970 Chevelle SS. I"ll put money on that sumbitch anyday over some little souped up Toyota. It's one bad ass huevolkswagon."
Huevolkswagon by DemmyMack413 February 18, 2011