DemmyMack413's definitions

The Matador

When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released

"I just gave my son The Matador while he was watching cartoons...he was not at all happy".

by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011

priorilies

The act of prioritizing the lies in any story or series of events.

Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

mandle wax

sperm, semen; any form of male ejaculate

"Look at the ass on that chick...I'd love to cover that with my mandle wax....."

by DemmyMack413 February 14, 2012

Sneaker Party

When a group of people beat down an individual as a group. Mostly kicking the person. Thus the name Sneaker party.

That wanna be tough guy came to our neighborhood talking shit so we gave him a sneaker party as a parting gift.

by DemmyMack413 January 19, 2011

Impeetent

The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.

I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

daughtergate

When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )

Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"

Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""

Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

Huevolkswagon

A combination of the word huevo, meaning eggs in Spanish but loosely translated as balls....and wagon loosely translated as any automobile. Together they form a word that describes a very powerful car.

" Tony just bought a 1970 Chevelle SS. I"ll put money on that sumbitch anyday over some little souped up Toyota. It's one bad ass huevolkswagon."

by DemmyMack413 February 18, 2011