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When one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. Thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the " joy" just released
by DemmyMack413 January 14, 2011
Get the The Matador mug.When a group of people beat down an individual as a group. Mostly kicking the person. Thus the name Sneaker party.
That wanna be tough guy came to our neighborhood talking shit so we gave him a sneaker party as a parting gift.
by DemmyMack413 January 19, 2011
Get the Sneaker Party mug.A combination of the word huevo, meaning eggs in Spanish but loosely translated as balls....and wagon loosely translated as any automobile. Together they form a word that describes a very powerful car.
" Tony just bought a 1970 Chevelle SS. I"ll put money on that sumbitch anyday over some little souped up Toyota. It's one bad ass huevolkswagon."
by DemmyMack413 February 18, 2011
Get the Huevolkswagon mug.When a man bends a woman over during sex and takes her from behind while grabbing the base of his erection with his hand only leaving the thumb sticking out so it's parallel to the penis. As the penis is inserted the thumb, representing the small horn, should hit the anus with every deep thrust. ( This move is not recommended for asians because your penis has to be larger than you hand for it to work)
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Get the el rhino mug.The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Get the Jersey Shore Barrier mug.When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )
Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"
Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""
Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."
Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""
Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Get the daughtergate mug.The point in which a muture male human loses the ability to urinate with a strong flow. Degrading him into a series of short bursts until the job is done.
I was next to this older gentleman in a public bathroom yesterday. The poor impeetent bastard took about ten minutes to piss ....Plus he got half of it on his Buster Browns. I don't wanna get old!
by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
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