impunitty 

Refers to da legal-status condition whereby da court won't penalize you for yer transgressions as long as you tell da truth in basic and complete detail.

Ollie North asked for testimonial "impunitty" during da Iran-Contra affair --- i.e., he wanted da court to agree not to prosecute him no matter what crimes he admitted to in court, and he would back up his request by threatening to reveal "da intimate basics" of da U.S. government's shady dealings if said condition was not met.

impunitty by QuacksO May 8, 2025

qualified immunity 

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights

A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

qualified immunity by Just_sayin' May 30, 2021

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

socratic immunity 

The privilege a law student asks for so that he is not called on in class for the day. A student may give either an excuse or a justification for this request, preferably by email ahead of time, or in person right before class. The term is called "Socratic" immunity because most professors in law school use the Socratic method of teaching, grilling a student with questions for ten minutes of class or more.

Socratic immunity is critical because most law school professors count class participation as at least a small factor in a student's grade.

socratic immunity by Moggraider September 29, 2010

Nerd Immunity

The state of immunity or process of becoming immune to misinformation, bullshit, fake news, crack pot theories & malicious manipulation by conducting thorough research, checking sources & applying critical thinking.

When the mind is vaccinated against bollocks the mind's owner could be said to have nerd immunity.

Have you read 'Occult Features of Anarchism' by Erica Lagalisse? It's a terrific way to build nerd immunity against unsubstantiated, baseless conspiracy theories.

Erik Davis podcasts are wonderful spreaders of nerd immunity, you listen, think, read, think some more and you're on your way to acquiring some serious nerd immunity.

During the Covid-19 pandemic some people spoke of building herd immunity, yet a lot of them were quickly infected by fake news and false information because they didn't build some nerd immunity first.

Nerd Immunity by ivanji November 12, 2020

Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

Drunken Immunity by gooddave May 16, 2010

Birthday Immunity 

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.

joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!

Birthday Immunity by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010