impotempt

A display of contempt that has no effect on its object.

Once someone's spoofed you and scraped your data, any online insult to him is merely impotempt.

by Cynicool September 24, 2021

impotent rage

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

Impotent

When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.

‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023

impotent

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed

I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent

by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who initiates a conversation only to stop replying a few messages later.

I talked to Jordan last night. He asked me how I was and never replied back, again. He's conversationally impotent.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

impotent

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.

Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.

by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004

piss impotent

When you feel like you need to piss then get into the public toilet and just stand there shaking your junk waiting for the piss to come and it never does

"man, i was waiting in line to use the trough and when i finally get there i was piss impotent!"

by ljjj October 13, 2008