2 definitions by Woodrow Saltpaw

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.
Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!
by Woodrow Saltpaw June 2, 2020
(n.) anybody walking outside without a mask during Covid-19, thinking that because they are special they are therefore impervious to disease and will remain healthy. Can also refer to people who describe themselves "caring", but who don't seem to care enough to wear a mask around vulnerable populations.
The sidewalks are crowded with maskless impervials, most of them enjoying their life like people weren't dying in hospitals by the thousands.
by Woodrow Saltpaw June 2, 2020