impath 

An individual , who feels and picks up on others’ energy. Possessing hyper empathy.

Ex.... oh she’s an impath, she’ll see right through that smiling mask and that’s no woo woo bullshit!

Impath - Sensitive, high vibes, emotional sponge

impath by Yogidayna May 9, 2019

Facebook Impatience 

The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.

i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.

Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.

Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!

Facebook Impatience by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010

impatient perfectionist 

Someone who wants everything perfect but doesn't have the energy or time to do it. So the project ends up looking a little above average.

Wow you really did a fantastic job being average you you lazy control freek impatient perfectionist.

impatient perfectionist by bigfootshands January 2, 2014

Impatient 

Being frustrated at having to wait for something.

Rhino is getting impatient because the meaning of "Jodie" is taking ages to come up.

Impatient by Spearmint Rhino April 3, 2003

Impathy 

Impathy is the empathy that someone feels for themselves. To impathize is to feel empathy for the self. Impathy is the basis of self-love and is essential for peace of mind. However, psychopaths are also known to be deeply impathetic.

Noone needs more empathy from you than yourself. In other words, you need to have some impathy. Actually, you can't be genuinely empathetic without first being impathetic.

Impathy by BabuGeorge December 11, 2016

Impatient Dentist 

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

Impatient Dentist by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010

Impatient Gourmet 

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

Impatient Gourmet by Alexis September 30, 2004