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Flowbeat

flowbeat // f'low-be"at comes from the ancient tribes in South Africa, primarily Zimbabwe and Lemba.

Used during ceremony, young children becoming tribal members are to flowbeat, or masturbate, until they can draw an outline of the greatest God, Chzeklemokikakakakaina, onto the richest soil in the land with their cum.
by alexis May 25, 2004
mugGet the Flowbeatmug.

dube

Alexis's Dube's last name and she's really cool and 14 and single:-)
by Alexis May 21, 2003
mugGet the dubemug.

KEFUN

KEFUN: Fuck Me If You Can.
started to secretly proposition sex or to use as a derogatory come-back.
* so what are we gonna do today

* well i was thinking KEFUN.
by Alexis January 10, 2005
mugGet the KEFUNmug.

joshin

tom:that test was so easy!
cheyann:ur joshin me! it was SO hard!
by Alexis October 17, 2003
mugGet the joshinmug.

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
by Alexis September 30, 2004
mugGet the Impatient Gourmetmug.

cooner

two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!
1.Red-haired children
by alexis April 15, 2005
mugGet the coonermug.

joil

you are the biggest piece of joil i have ever seen in my life
by alexis January 12, 2004
mugGet the joilmug.

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