A fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke.
Regarded as the worst fanfiction in the history of all fan fiction, My Immortal is highly entertaining. Giving us new words like "virility" instead of "virginity", "mastacate" instead of "masturbate", and "excretion" instead of "discretion".

Very much recommended. You don't need to be a harry potter fan- it will make you laugh, I swear.

Friend: "Let's read my immortal!"

Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit."

Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!"

my immortal by Lawlz, June 23, 2008

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1. a song by evanescence (a modern-ish proto-goth pop band fronted by Amy Lee)

2. A satirical masterpiece, combining all the most undesirable aspects of most fanfics. Some of these include; constant horrific grammatical/spelling errors, rape of cannon of a popular movie (harry potter in this case), forgetting setting/character's names to a confusing degree, forced blending of personal interest, promotion of one poseur clique over another (goths), and Pre-teen virgin sexual fantasies. Fictional author tara gilesbe (often misspelled), invents cliched characters who seem to have the exact same personality, and similar appearence. she also awkwardly blends fictional characters with her real life friends reflecting their relationships.

My immortal is one of the best songs ever written. It reflects how my soul felt after my last breakup

Tara: Lolz!! prepz be wear!! my immortal fart two cums ut dis weak!!! goffs rule

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The worst fan fiction in the history of fan fiction. Possibly a genius fake by a dedicated troll. it is very likely that the author is dyslexic.

Friend: "dude, you have to read my immortal"

Friend: " why? It's total shit, and my grandma just died"

Friend: "exactly! You need a good laugh"

my immortal by The F-ing F-offs June 30, 2008

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immortal technique live from N-Y-C,best rapper to hit the earth, hear one song and youll see, the deep issues touched on with contriversy,his opinion stressed not correct politically, but immortal dont give a fuck what you think about him, hell divert you like the US to bin laden.

you better watch what the fuck flies outta your mouth or ima highjack a plane and fly it into your house.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

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