Imijan is what is made by parents who are trying to be original with a fairly normal name. What even is this? She is the person who goes into Starbucks and orders a coffee and gets angry when they spell her name wrong even though she will know no one else with her name but she will know quite a few girls named ‘Imogen’. The normal ones.
Starbucks worker: ‘Coffee for Imogen’
Imijan: ‘Excuse me! You didn’t spell my name right!’
Starbucks worker: ‘What..? How..?’
Imijan: ‘Excuse me! You didn’t spell my name right!’
Starbucks worker: ‘What..? How..?’
by Dr Cake December 09, 2019