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inbreastigate 

1. To closely and systematically examine or analyze breasts in order to discern all properties relating to said breasts.
1a.To perform an inbreastigation
"Are those breasts genuine? I must inbreastigate!"
inbreastigate by mcKatze December 15, 2008

Imbreastive 

Jamie is really imbreastive. I've seen them myself!
Imbreastive by B Talented June 21, 2008

Inbreastment

To invest your money in a women's breasts by paying for their inlargment. Usually in hope of getting something in return.
Guy 1: I just payed to inlarge my wife's boobs, now im practicly broke.
Guy 2: Really? How much did you increase them?
Guy 1: Size B to D
Guy 2: Wow thats a big inbreastment.
Guy 1: Ya but im gona get laid like theres no tommorow.
Inbreastment by GRJ0606 November 4, 2009

inbreastigation 

A term for mammary investigation. In some cases may require a Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass.
Watson: "Look at the rack on her Holmes"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"
inbreastigation by Jamie Baker April 3, 2006

inbreastigate 

To investigate for breasts, typically for the purpose of ogling.
Your sister's hosting a Scentsy party upstairs?! Brb going to inbreastigate.

Inbreastigate 

(v)A hands-on evaluation of the size and volume of a pair of breast.
Guy:"You know, at first glance it looked like Sarah had huge tits. After further inbreastigation, I realized that they were fairly average in size. In any case, I will inbreastigate further and present you my research.