inbreastigate

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1. To closely and systematically examine or analyze breasts in order to discern all properties relating to said breasts.
1a.To perform an inbreastigation

"Are those breasts genuine? I must inbreastigate!"

inbreastigate by mcKatze December 15, 2008

Words you can keep

inbreastigate

To investigate for breasts, typically for the purpose of ogling.

Your sister's hosting a Scentsy party upstairs?! Brb going to inbreastigate.

inbreastigate by chickenflylice69 April 2, 2013

Related Words

Inbreastigate • inbreastigation • Inbrostigate

Inbreastigate

(v)A hands-on evaluation of the size and volume of a pair of breast.

Guy:"You know, at first glance it looked like Sarah had huge tits. After further inbreastigation, I realized that they were fairly average in size. In any case, I will inbreastigate further and present you my research.

Inbreastigate by Nico_Sup3rchubb March 12, 2009

Inbrostigate

When "bros" go investigating. Stemming from "Ghost Hunters" on the Travel Channel, during which the hunters say "bro" about 20 times per episode. A combination of "bro" and "investigate."

"Bro, bro, I think I just saw something over there, bro. I'm going to inbrostigate the situation."

I am an inbrostigator. If there's a ghost, I'm inbrostigating it.

Inbrostigate by arsdg4 October 23, 2010

inbreastigation

A term for mammary investigation. In some cases may require a Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass.

Watson: "Look at the rack on her Holmes"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"

inbreastigation by Jamie Baker April 3, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026