inbreastigate

1. To closely and systematically examine or analyze breasts in order to discern all properties relating to said breasts.
1a.To perform an inbreastigation

"Are those breasts genuine? I must inbreastigate!"

by mcKatze December 15, 2008

inbreastigate

To investigate for breasts, typically for the purpose of ogling.

Your sister's hosting a Scentsy party upstairs?! Brb going to inbreastigate.

by chickenflylice69 April 2, 2013

Inbreastigate

(v)A hands-on evaluation of the size and volume of a pair of breast.

Guy:"You know, at first glance it looked like Sarah had huge tits. After further inbreastigation, I realized that they were fairly average in size. In any case, I will inbreastigate further and present you my research.

by Nico_Sup3rchubb March 12, 2009

Inbrostigate

When "bros" go investigating. Stemming from "Ghost Hunters" on the Travel Channel, during which the hunters say "bro" about 20 times per episode. A combination of "bro" and "investigate."

"Bro, bro, I think I just saw something over there, bro. I'm going to inbrostigate the situation."

I am an inbrostigator. If there's a ghost, I'm inbrostigating it.

by arsdg4 October 23, 2010

inbreastigation

A term for mammary investigation. In some cases may require a Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass.

Watson: "Look at the rack on her Holmes"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"

by Jamie Baker April 3, 2006