inbreastigate 

1. To closely and systematically examine or analyze breasts in order to discern all properties relating to said breasts.
1a.To perform an inbreastigation

"Are those breasts genuine? I must inbreastigate!"

inbreastigate by mcKatze December 15, 2008

inbreastigate 

To investigate for breasts, typically for the purpose of ogling.

Your sister's hosting a Scentsy party upstairs?! Brb going to inbreastigate.

inbreastigate by chickenflylice69 April 2, 2013

Inbreastigate 

(v)A hands-on evaluation of the size and volume of a pair of breast.

Guy:"You know, at first glance it looked like Sarah had huge tits. After further inbreastigation, I realized that they were fairly average in size. In any case, I will inbreastigate further and present you my research.

Inbreastigate by Nico_Sup3rchubb March 12, 2009

Inbrostigate 

When "bros" go investigating. Stemming from "Ghost Hunters" on the Travel Channel, during which the hunters say "bro" about 20 times per episode. A combination of "bro" and "investigate."

"Bro, bro, I think I just saw something over there, bro. I'm going to inbrostigate the situation."

I am an inbrostigator. If there's a ghost, I'm inbrostigating it.

Inbrostigate by arsdg4 October 23, 2010

inbreastigation 

A term for mammary investigation. In some cases may require a Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass.

Watson: "Look at the rack on her Holmes"
Sherlock: "Hmm, this may require further inbreastigation"
Watson: "Excellent Holmes"
Sherlock: "Elementary my dear Watson"

inbreastigation by Jamie Baker April 3, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020