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Inbreastment

To invest your money in a women's breasts by paying for their inlargment. Usually in hope of getting something in return.
Guy 1: I just payed to inlarge my wife's boobs, now im practicly broke.
Guy 2: Really? How much did you increase them?
Guy 1: Size B to D
Guy 2: Wow thats a big inbreastment.
Guy 1: Ya but im gona get laid like theres no tommorow.
Inbreastment by GRJ0606 November 4, 2009
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[Inbreastment] 

The act of pursuing a relationship with a young girl with the expectation that her bosom will grow over the course of the relationship, thus creating the return on your inbreastment.
"Dude, I heard your dating like six 13 year old girls."
"Yea man you gotta diversify your inbreastments."
[Inbreastment] by alswell December 27, 2008
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intrestment

A very interesting and / or unique musical instrument .
My band has a lot of intrestment's such as the electric-triangle with a whammy bar, a violinjo (banjo/violin), and a saxa-drum.
intrestment by bmanus October 18, 2011

increasement 

The action of adding another girl you creased to your collection
Bro I just had an increasement dude
increasement by Ray Boogie June 27, 2021

increasement 

1. In Financial Sales, used when the sales are going up/business booming
2. In Education, used when grades/education stats are getting better
1. Boss, we have made an increasement in Sales!
2. Principal Steve, am I making an increasement in grades?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026