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Inbreastment

To invest your money in a women's breasts by paying for their inlargment. Usually in hope of getting something in return.
Guy 1: I just payed to inlarge my wife's boobs, now im practicly broke.
Guy 2: Really? How much did you increase them?
Guy 1: Size B to D
Guy 2: Wow thats a big inbreastment.
Guy 1: Ya but im gona get laid like theres no tommorow.
Inbreastment by GRJ0606 November 4, 2009
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[Inbreastment] 

The act of pursuing a relationship with a young girl with the expectation that her bosom will grow over the course of the relationship, thus creating the return on your inbreastment.
"Dude, I heard your dating like six 13 year old girls."
"Yea man you gotta diversify your inbreastments."
[Inbreastment] by alswell December 27, 2008
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intrestment

A very interesting and / or unique musical instrument .
My band has a lot of intrestment's such as the electric-triangle with a whammy bar, a violinjo (banjo/violin), and a saxa-drum.
intrestment by bmanus October 18, 2011

increasement 

The action of adding another girl you creased to your collection
Bro I just had an increasement dude
increasement by Ray Boogie June 27, 2021

increasement 

1. In Financial Sales, used when the sales are going up/business booming
2. In Education, used when grades/education stats are getting better
1. Boss, we have made an increasement in Sales!
2. Principal Steve, am I making an increasement in grades?
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026